Trick: You aren’t doing a matching couples costume
Treat: You get to dress hot as hell so they’ll take the costume off
Trick: You do not have any plans for Halloween.
Treat: You won’t contribute to the spread of the pandemic.
Trick: Fall themed drinks are soon to be over
Treat: Peppermint EVERYTHING.
Trick: Halloween, much like New Year’s Eve or Valentine’s Day, makes you realize how pathetic your plans are.
Treat: It’s an opportunity to take a much-needed self care day to indulge in candy gluttony.
Trick: You don’t have friends to go out with on Halloween.
Treat: You also won’t have anyone stabbing you in the back.
Trick: You aren’t writing for the Argus.
Treat: If you do, you will get $7 a story.
Trick: Climate change 🙁
Treat: It’s warm enough to not wear a coat with your costume.
Trick: Halloween is on a Sunday
Treat: Halloween brunch at SAGA
Trick: You’re going to be hungover on a Monday morning
Treat: Halloween is on a weekend this year
Trick: Nobody at the Halloween party understands your super niche costume
Treat: At least you got invited to a Halloween party!
Trick: Halloween is on a Sunday.
Treat: Better than it being on a Monday.
Trick: A scary black cat has crossed your path!
Treat: New friend <3
Trick: The Argus is being harsh through horoscopes
Treat: At least you got horoscopes this week
Trick: We still have to wear masks a year later
Treat: At least its holiday appropriate
Trick: Nothing’s scarier than too much spiced rum
Treat: But least drinks are Halloween themed!
Trick: It might rain on Halloween
Treat: You’ve got an excuse not to go to that party