IWU Horoscopes: your week written in the stars

By admin Feb 17, 2015

Madame Zostra, Staff Psychic

Aries (March 21-April 19): Be kind to your computer. To avoid breaking it in a fit of rage, you may consider writing your papers in Google Drive or syncing them to Dropbox. Try to use a program that saves to the Cloud. With these precautions, you may avoid having to replace your technology this semester.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You know what you want, you’ve been thinking about it for the past two weeks. Follow your own advice and take a chance. You may also want to avoid eating at Saga in the coming days (if that is what you’ve been thinking about the past two weeks, wait a bit longer).

Gemini (May 21-June 20): It might be time to check the syllabus for your class again. Also try to get a decent amount of sleep. This will probably be challenging for you, but you want to avoid getting sick one last time before the winter is over.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You should probably stop messaging your friends while you’re in class. You can survive 50 minutes without being in contact with them. It might not feel like it, but you can.

Leo (July 23-August 22): The stress of your classes are contributing to your desire to spend money wildly. Make yourself wait 30 minutes before every purchase. Your wallet will thank you.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Yes, people in your classes say a lot of irritating, silly things. You can’t help your judgmental tendencies, but try to reign it in. At least when people speak up in class you know they aren’t wasting class time on the internet.

Libra (September 23-October 22): If you have an 8:00 a.m. class this semester, it is probably going to be a struggle for you. Invest in a way to brighten your mornings. Indulge in a cup of coffee or tea. Find an especially effective wake-up tone that isn’t aggravating.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Try to spend less time on Facebook checking up on the lives of your high school friends, past crushes and the current person of your fancy. While it is amusing to see who just got engaged and who was arrested for indecent exposure, you’ll find enjoyment in spending your time in a different way than usual.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): With the weather lately, it might be wise to be careful when walking down stairs. Or walking up stairs. Or walking at all for that matter. Maybe you should invest in some good footwear.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Studying hard as usual! It may be worth it to kick back for a while. Midterms aren’t coming for a little bit yet, so it’s the perfect time for a break. Take Saturday for yourself; finish up a project you haven’t been able to find the time for.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Be wary of group projects. If you find yourself involved in one, try to avoid confronting people who aren’t pulling their weight. This time, at least, it isn’t worth it.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): All the white lies you’ve been telling your roommate are starting to add up. You may want to consider approaching a problem directly and having honest conversations about it.

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