Aspiration Fountain is not a trashcan
Brooke Pacchetti This semester, I’ve noticed that campus developed a problem with properly disposing of their trash, specifically of the…
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What Thanksgiving food are you based on your zodiac sign
Christian Wenig Aries As an Aries, you are mashed potatoes. Just like mashed potatoes, your boldness and honesty is needed…
The real costs of minimum wage: a comedic opinion
Alex Green It has come to this. I am sitting in my house talking to my dog when I ask,…
The pros and cons of cold weather
Brooke Savoie The end of Daylight Savings Time marks the unofficial start of consistent cold weather. With sunsets already beginning…
Donald Trump should not be running for 2024 presidency
Here’s a sentence I never thought I would have to say in public: the world and its people…
Nightwing is an underrated DC comic everyone should read
Abe Bishop In October 2024, Nightwing #119 dropped at comic shops across the country and I, with bated breath, ventured…
The Rocky Horror Picture Show is a must-see performance
Cody Buskohl The Rocky Horror Picture Show has gained a cult following since its theatrical release almost 50 years ago.…
Disney Channel should make Monstober an annual event
Disney Channel’s “Monstober,” an entire month of Halloween themed episodes and spooky original movies, is returning to the…
Halloween is a scam created by candy companies to make money
Folks, it’s that time of the year again. The leaves are turning red, white women are freebasing pumpkin…
Modern Halloween participants have lost their creativity
Let’s face it. School is stressful. Post-midterms is the peak of burnout season. And as fall brings colder,…