Horoscopes: What Thanksgiving food each sign is and why

By Farah Bassyouni Nov18,2022

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st): Mashed Potatoes

It is Scorpio Season and you are the best. Everyone loves your energy and this season you have simply been “on.” Happy for you, but there is a new season coming. Good luck. 


Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st): Candied Yams

Your overall energy can be a little off putting, but to your core you are an incredible person. You may not be everyone’s first choice, but you are definitely someone’s favorite.


Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th): Gravy

You are never the star of a show and that is okay. You have a lot more fun being on the side. Take the win. 


Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th): Cranberry Sauce

You are a wishy-washy person. That would be okay if you were self aware, but you aren’t. You really need to better yourself.


Pisces (February 19th – March 20th): Stuffing

You have a glowing, magnetic energy. Confidence is not the problem, it is your cockiness. Careful, this great path you are on may come to a very abrupt stop. 


Aries (March 21st – April 19th): Pumpkin Pie

You take over the attention and energy in every room. The best part about you is how unaware of it all you really are. It is so fun to be around you because of your blissful ignorance. 


Taurus (April 20th – May 20th): Green Bean Casserole

People either want to be you or want to be with you. That must feel really good, but it is bad for your ego. 


Gemini (May 21st – June 20th): Sweet Potatoes

You are incredibly specific. With everything in your life you are always paying attention to detail. Focus on the bigger picture because nothing will ever be how you like it. Get over it. 


Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd): Rolls

You are constantly the underdog, but you are always coming out on top. Nice.


Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd): Turkey

Honestly, the idea of you is a lot better than reality. Please try to get a grip on yourself and focus on being nicer. Then, maybe your dreams will become a reality. I doubt it though. 


Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd): Mac n Cheese

You are unique, but in a way everyone else finds interesting. You are exactly what an Aquarius aspires to be. 


Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd): Corn

You are basic and do not really add much value. Stop getting stuck in everyone’s teeth.



Happy Thanksgiving from The Argus!

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