Horoscopes: What Valentine’s Day cliché each sign is

By Farah Bassyouni Feb 10, 2023

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th) – A box of chocolates

You never fail to surprise people. That is not a bad thing but it is definitely not a good thing.  

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th) – Love notes

Being a basket case must be so exhausting. You have no ability to cope but at least you can write about it in notes you will never read. 

Aries (March 21st – April 19th) – Bouquet of roses 

Take a look inward at your personality. That may be the reason that people do not want to be around you. 

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th) – Candlelit dinner 

You are a good person but at what cost? Are you not tired of putting everyone else before you? You deserve to be selfish, or don’t it’s only your mental well being. 

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th) – Heart-shaped jewelry 

A lot of the things that you are doing are performative. And news flash… it is obvious. Start having a genuine energy towards things. 

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd) – A romantic stroll

While you may be unique and different, that doesn’t mean you need to constantly remind people. Sure, you may be better than everyone else but please stop talking about it. 

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd) – Chocolate covered strawberries

Everyone loves you and you are too aware of it. You need to take all the positive energy you receive and start giving it back to others. 

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd) – Conversation Hearts

Just because you are around does not mean you are being valued. Look at all your friends and relationships and see if they are one-sided. You may learn a lot.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd) – A Hallmark Card

You have the tendency to be fake and it is so annoying. Be honest with yourself and take a look in the mirror.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st) – A romantic comedy

Your life is not a romantic comedy and constantly watching them is going to just make your reality worse. Watch a documentary or something because you need it. 

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st) – Cupid 

No one is going to come into your life and all of the sudden just make it better. You are in charge of your own life, start acting like it. 

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th) – A weekend getaway

Escapism is not a coping mechanism. Go back and read that again because you really need to hear that.

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