Here is The Argus’ Version of Discover Weekly but here is it based on your zodiac sign. Here are songs or albums you need to listen to in order to get through the weekend. These are an absolute necessity.
Aries (March 21st – April 19th):
Check out Malia J’s cover of “Smells like Teen Spirit” so you can visualize your super spy training montague, you sneaky minx.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th):
I know you heard, but a new song dropped by Mitski. Go check it out and wallow about your mommy issues.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th):
Listen to white noise or listen to the sound of your bones crunching under my foot.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd):
Alright weebs, check out all the songs inspired by “My Hero Academia,” that somehow got crazily popular on TikTok, like “The Red Means I Love You,” by Madds Buckley.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd):
Listen to some Sufjan Stevens and maybe you’ll realize there are some people that exist outside of your universe. Let yourself get distracted by the thousands of sounds that are somehow packed into like three minutes.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd):
Relisten to the “Juno” soundtrack to imagine you’re the main character of a movie when actually you’re just the history teacher that everyone hates for comedy purposes. Make sure to put your Spotify on private, though, so no one knows.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd):
“Oh Damn,” by Hailey Reinhart is the perfect song to add to slow dance with your partner in a kitchen at 1 a.m. playlist.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st):
Listen to Happy Birthday on repeat, cause, you know happy birthday. Dealer’s choice on which version: a quick Spotify search will tell you you’ve got hours of material.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st):
You know it and I know it. “Red: Taylor’s Version” is gonna be on repeat for you all month. Bask in it.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th):
Return to your roots, it is time for the Coldplay and OneRepublic renaissance.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th):
Danny Phantom by Medusa is the exact mixture you like for your music, sad lyrics, but to a beat that everyone thinks it’s a happy song but you know the true, deeper meaning. Perfectly, pretentious, just like you.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th):
Time to bump to Lil Nas X regardless of your sexuality.